orgasm:

tumblr: the place where everyone gets offended by everything

wtf no we don’t!

(via relahvant)

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

(Source: straighthater, via armadillo)

lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

(via orgasm)

florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

(via asian)

need a distraction

egberts:

where can i buy that for free

(via armadillo)

graffeti:

there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0

(Source: infinitive, via asian)